Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

Short stories featuring a Christmas theme. There is a darkly playful humor through the book, some of which didn't seem that funny to me. I really enjoyed the first and last stories. SantaLand Dairies chronicles his time working as an elf at Macy's, covering everything from the preliminary group lectures ("You are not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.") to the perils of inter-elf flirtation. Along the way, he paints a funny and sad portrait of the way the countless parents who pass through SantaLand are too busy creating an Experience to really pay attention to their children. Christmas Means Giving is truly the bizaare way two neighbors try to outdo each other during Christmas by giving to it literally kills them!

I have never read any of his previous works but had heard an online review of this collection on XM audio radio. I enjoyed the rest but it didn't move me like these two stories did. I think I could read SantaLand every year to start my Christmas season out with a laugh!